Can someone put a stop to this madness?

If we are what we eat, we're in trouble...

KFC's newest creation is a "generous portion" of creamy mashed potatoes, mixed with corn, fried chicken, "homestyle" gravy and a 3-cheese blend.

It's all put in a bowl.

In other words:

"All the KFC favorites you know and love served in a convenient easy-to-eat bowl!"

Dispense with utensils altogether! Put bowl to pie hole and just let it slide on down. With a big ol' jug o' sody pop, well, what more could you possibly want?

They call it "KFC's Famous Bowls." It's plural -- b-o-w-l-s. This may mean there will be more famous bowls in the future. More combinations, but all, no doubt, starting with that "generous portion of creamy mashed potatoes."

The nation's Body Mass Index lurches onward, through the fog.