You've got to love this little girl; she knows what she wants already. What a fine woman/wife she'll make!



A teacher asked her class, 'What do you want out of life?'

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, 'All I want out of life is four little animals.'

The teacher asked, 'Really, and what four little animals would that be sugar?'

The little girl said, 'A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it.'

The teacher fainted.