"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."--Jim Guigli's award-winning sentence, which took top honors in San Jose State University's annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for bad writing.
hat tip to: Joe Carter on WorldViews
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